Let’s raise a hand to all the scholars with PHDs in multiple divisions who are still reduced to counting on their fingers because maths, fuck that shit.
Humanized Deity 2: Meet the Arcanist.
He’s a little busy right now, but he might get back to you in a week or whenever he’s done figuring out this damn conundrum, and it’s a good thing one doesn’t need to eat as a god personification because he can’t quite recall when was the last time he had a proper meal (Filed under: Irrelevant).
Probably sometime in the last month.
That’s not bad.
Stormcatcher coming up soon
Shit is that Windsinger coming through?
Hide him before the hippie makes him do outdoorsy stuff
thank you based oni
reiner being motivational
what a great guy
reiner for president
he will break down the walls that separate our society
was that last part really necessary
I made a pun
I’m pretty sure this is how the ending to Rise of the Guardians went. It’s how I remember it.
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.