Text 23 Jul 2,613 notes open rp

chevalierdog:

movethisalong:

chevalierdog:

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"Hello, it me. George Constanza. Are you ready for a Fuck?"

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"George!" King Aelle shouts from across the field, "There is no time to fuck! The viking hoard is fast approaching! Arm yourself, my friend!"

image"How foolish of me, sire!" George shouted."These vikings don’t know what they’re up against!"

(Source: chevalierdog)

Video 23 Jul 51 notes

sewserif:

New from Muddle Designs!

Puppies!  Yes, you read that right.  We’ve had a litter of puppies appear in the Muddle studios!  And they’re looking for great homes.

Sadie adores playing fetch. The stick is thrown, she chases after it, brings it back, and it’s thrown again! What could be better! She is soft and cuddly, warm and welcoming! Ready for hours of play!

Dak loves to rough house. Jump, run, pounce, and play, he seems to never run out of energy, and is already ready to get dirty and dusty! He is soft and cuddly, warm and welcoming! Hope you can keep up!

Find them, and all their friends, on the Muddle Designs Etsy page!

Text 23 Jul 474,408 notes

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

is there a scholarship for crying

Text 23 Jul 30 notes

prismplague:

starcevic:

please please please don’t yell at someone who works at a chain store if you disagree with their policy

the person you are yelling at doesn’t make the rules also they might be delicate and cry

Please please please don’t yell at anyone because, the moment your voice hits a certain tone, we as workers stop caring about your plight and will call security.

Don’t be a fucking dick, you’re not worth the time you take up. Believe me.

also that

Text 23 Jul 30 notes

please please please don’t yell at someone who works at a chain store if you disagree with their policy

the person you are yelling at doesn’t make the rules also they might be delicate and cry

Text 23 Jul 37,613 notes

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

Video 23 Jul 25,874 notes

thegirlwhostoletheworld:

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

my sister and i did this once. she tripped, i let her fall. she ripped the knee off her jeans. stay safe kids.

oh m y god

Photo 23 Jul 705,655 notes i-am-lady-larkin:

This speaks to me

i-am-lady-larkin:

This speaks to me

Video 23 Jul 19,149 notes

pick-up-a-book:

I got an answer

Text 23 Jul 67,609 notes

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

(Source: keepitfr3sh)


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